Portals Unlimited: Kaleidoscopic Excursions

Get where you need to be!
Von Metwise Aird
is a master of portals with dozens of years of experience!
Now with less limb loss

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Service Overview

Portals can be arranged for living or non-living objects.Portals can be ordered for ANY location. The laws of reality and magic bend before
Von Metwise Aird's drunken power.Pricing depends on the size of what's being transferred, the distance from the transfer point, and the difficulty of the exit location.Also, on Von Metwise Aird's current mood.